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COMING APRIL 2027

Damn Good Pest Control.

Your neighborhood pest guy β€” not just another house on the schedule.

Straightforward pest control with no corporate runaround and no bullshit sales pitch. The goal is simple: protect your home, treat you right, and provide damn good service.

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WHO WE ARE

Pest control should feel personal.

Damn Good Pest Control was built around a simple idea: customers should feel like they have a pest guy they know and trust β€” not like they're just another stop buried on somebody's route.

After years in the pest control industry, strong performance in the field, and customers repeatedly saying, β€œYou should start your own company,” it was finally time to do exactly that.

WHAT WE HANDLE

Ongoing protection for the pests that actually show up.

General Household Pests

Ongoing protection for common household pests like spiders, ants, wasps, and other creepy crawlies.

Mosquito Protection

Optional mosquito service designed to help make your yard a whole lot more enjoyable.

Exterior Rodent Protection

Optional exterior rodent baiting to help protect your home from mice and other rodent activity.

Damn Good Pest Control does not currently offer termite, bed bug, bat, or general wildlife service.

WHY RECURRING SERVICE?

One spray isn't a magic force field.

Pest control is ongoing home protection. We're not going to promise that one treatment will eliminate every pest forever β€” because that's not how it works.

Our standard program focuses on general household pests, with mosquito protection and exterior rodent baiting available as add-ons.

If pest activity pops up between regular services, customers can request a re-service at no additional charge, while treatments remain within product label requirements.

YEAR ZERO FOUNDERS PROGRAM

Get in while you can.

Damn Good Pest Control launches in April 2027. Before launch, customers will be able to join the launch list, request contact, and get ready for service ahead of opening day.

Founders pricing is intentionally low for Year Zero. It isn't cheap service β€” it's an early customer program for the people who get in from the beginning.

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YOUR ACCOUNT

Your service information, without the runaround.

Customers will be able to log into their Damn Good Pest Control account to view upcoming services, past service information, products applied, technician notes, service photos, account details, add-ons, and re-service options.

Service reminders are planned for about seven days before the appointment, with technician communication around an hour before arrival and again after service.

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ACTUAL HUMANS

We want you to know who's coming to your door.

Damn Good Pest Control is being built around relationships. As the company grows, customers will be able to learn about the people servicing their homes instead of wondering who is about to pull into the driveway.

The goal is simple: when your pest technician shows up, you should recognize them, trust them, and be happy to see them β€” because you know they're there to help protect your home from creepy crawlies.

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